National Nobody Freak Out Day

Today, I would like to discuss Freaking Out, as in having a Spaz Attack, as in Flipping.

You know,
when your doctor’s office calls to remind you that your meds are delayed due to an insurance issue and you are like, “What??? I have cancer, motherfuckers!” and you work yourself into a coronary lather and find yourself on the precipice of an early, catastrophic stroke, and no one else cares? You know, when you could scream on the phone or into the void and get the exact same result?