PinnedAllison GruberKen Burns is my new booze & white Boomers with guns & those Americans who still have feelings leftI write this from bed, & I think maybe these last two days are the first two days in about 16 months in which I’ve had nothing too…16 min read·Jun 14, 2021----
PinnedAllison GruberOn the one-hundred-and-eleventh day of November, 2020My boss texted me this morning to say he liked the “editorial comment” I slipped into this week’s edition of our school newsletter. I had…11 min read·Nov 2, 2020----
PinnedAllison GruberI don’t give a shit what the founding fathers think about anything in 2020One of the things I’ll definitely miss about living in Flagstaff is the way you just “run into people you know” all the time. Like I…27 min read·Nov 2, 2020----
PinnedAllison GruberNo candy: just dry pasta, tea bagsI forgot it’s almost Halloween.8 min read·Oct 31, 2020----
Allison GruberMy last Medium: check ya later, hooligansI am sitting on my couch drinking hot cocoa I made with almond milk in a little tiny crockpot my aunt gave me during my visit to her home…9 min read·Mar 29, 2022--1--1
Allison GruberTed Cruz is an alcoholicMaybe Ted Cruz doesn’t drink liquor. Maybe Ted Cruz doesn’t snort cocaine like Trump & Co. Maybe Ted Cruz doesn’t hit anything harder…7 min read·Mar 25, 2022----
Allison GruberA bill of divorcementA Bill of Divorcement is the title of a film from the 1930s that I’ve never seen, but that my maternal grandmother would bring up from time…8 min read·Mar 23, 2022----
Allison GruberMorning lyricsWhen I first started teaching high school, I felt like this was a fall from grace for my career ambitions. My ex and I used to call Mr…5 min read·Mar 19, 2022----
Allison GruberApartment BuildingsI have not lived in an “apartment building” in nearly ten years. The last apartment I had, before I was married, was a cute little place…10 min read·Mar 18, 2022----